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Rita's
"Sex Crap" Column
Rita's
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Direct from her Howard Stern Show appearance...
E-Crap Meets Rita G.!
"Well, those were probably the BEST NATURAL BREASTS I've ever seen."
Robin Quivers (Howard Stern Co-host)
On June 17th,
2003, Rita G. became a nationwide phenomenon. After a May 27th appearance on the Howard Stern Radio Show, Rita's appearance aired live on the Howard Stern E! TV show. Rita claimed to possess the world's "Best Natural Breasts" and when her segment aired (June 17 & 18), the world watched and marveled.
The TV appearances earned powerful ratings, fans flooded Rita's website, and near-record numbers e-mailed Stern's show (and E-Crap.com) to find out more about Rita G.
Unknown to E-Crap's readers, they weren't the only ones who fell in love (and/or lust) with Rita those two nights - so did E-Crap! And we were thrilled when Rita obliged to give us her first pop-culture interview since the appearance.
While we agree with Robin (and the other Stern regulars including Howard had great things to say about her breasts as well) that Rita does have the best natural breasts we've ever seen, we loved her appearance for other reasons as well. Overall, we believe she was one of the hottest guests ever to grace Howard's studio, and we also loved the playful way she conducted her Stern interview. She didn't seem fazed by the attention, and honestly seemed to be having a great time on the show.
Rita has her own website, www.rita-g.com, and beginning this week, site visitors will be able to acquire autographed pictures of Rita, and even a few more "personal" items as you will read about in the interview.
Make sure you check out www.rita-g.com and enjoy our special interview. She's promised to visit E-Crap again in the near future!
The E-Crap Interview
E-Crap - Your recent appearance on the Howard Stern Show has created mass hysteria. While you may have expected a successful appearance, did you ever expect this much reaction?
RITA G. - I expected the appearance to direct a lot of traffic and interest to my website, but it's really just made people more interested in ME. But the site's response and ranking has skyrocketed overnight, so thank you ALL. I have also been getting non-stop requests for promotional appearances and interest from magazine and TV people.
E-Crap - After your Stern appearance, E-Crap received numerous requests from readers (many of whom are dedicated Stern followers) to see if we could feature you on our site. Many asked for more info about you - what you like, what you like to do, etc... What do you want to tell everyone about yourself.
RITA G. - I'm definitely a lady and I'm well-spoken and everything but I also love to just bug out and act stupid - like they do on the Stern show. I can be really wacky and outrageous sometimes too. I think my ideal job would be like the female version of the Tom Green show. I love doing outrageous unexpected shit right in public and watching people try to repress their shock...hehe. I'm also a champion galaga player. You know the old school video game 'galaga'? I've never met anyone who can beat me at it. I play many games, I just choose a few and I devote myself completely until I master it - I'm an elitist at everything I do.
E-Crap - Whose hands felt better on your breasts - Howard's or Robin's?
RITA G. - I think I like Howard's hands better, but I wanted people to really squeeze them and hold them like you normally do a luscious pair of tits - they were just kinda poking them or squeezing with their fingertips instead of their whole hand. It's like they were scared to really handle them like they should have......go figure. You could tell they totally couldn't believe I was such a willing participant in all of it.
E-Crap - Speaking of tits, we loved your repeated use of the word "tits" instead of "breasts" or "boobs" during your Stern interview. Was Howard really pissed that he had to keep bleeping you, or was he cool about it? And was there any reason why you kept using it?
RITA G. - C'mon this guy has 30 trillion dollars, do you really think he's gonna get hot about a few bucks in fines? Probably just an annoyance to him and definitely more about the double standard being imposed on him - not the money. Like I said on the show it's very easy for me to remember not to curse but 'tit' is a word you can say in front of your mother or even kids - I dont get it.
E-Crap - I, Bag, the king of E-Crap, might still have some doubt that your breasts are natural. Is there a way I can administer my own personal test? ;)
RITA G. - If a specialized 'breast MRI' is not good enough for you..... then I guess you have to feel them yourself to decide, no problem. lol
E-Crap - What's next for Rita G.?
RITA G. - Well from the looks of things I am going to do quite a bit of promotional work that will allow me to shine some light on other projects of my own. I've gotten tons and tons of feedback about the fact that people want to see more of me on TV, I think because I'm a real personality. I see myself possibly hosting a show of some sort or maybe appearing in some reality based TV show.
E-Crap - Here's your chance to address the trillions (well...) of E-Crap readers...
RITA G. - A really big thank you to all the people writing me and joining my site.
(www.rita-g.com) I really enjoy everything I am doing on there - taking pictures of the other girls, as well as creating sexy images of myself that even I get turned on watching. I have some awesome NUDE videos I will be adding over the coming week, along with other exciting changes. Many sexy stories and fantasies weaved through certain sets of pictures, etc... I will even be selling the outfits I'm wearing as well as underwear right off my butt, cuz everyone is asking for them. I will offer them scented with my favorite perfume or my 'natural' scent:-) I am also putting together a scrapbook section with my own personal photos taken on trips and behind the scenes of other events I participate in. In order to facilitate all of this I had to purchase a much bigger package to make sure that the site never goes down or gets slow due to monster traffic - so pleeeaase stay with me everyone as this is accomplished over the next week. And I guess that's all.
Thanks for having me.
Rita G. is one of the most popular models in the world. Her appearances, and subsequent airings on
Howard Stern’s E! Network television show in late 2003, were among the highest rated ever, causing them to be repeated faster than any other Stern episodes up to that time. Since then, she has appeared as a correspondent for BET (Black Entertainment Television), appeared on radio with Dr. Dre, and Hot 97 out of NYC, appeared in dozens of magazines,
including the cover of the nationally syndicated Smooth Girl magazine.
Rita has also been featured in Playboy, and in December 2005
was named the new Sex/Advice Columnist for Playboy's
"Special Edition" Magazine. She is featured on her
website,
www.rita-g.com.
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