Mixes Tattoo with Wall Street
E-Crap, NY/NJ - Anyone who's
ever commuted into NYC during rush hour knows about the
daily grind. For many people, they're already exhausted when
they finally arrive in their offices. While there are
multiple ways to "cross the river" into Manhattan
from New Jersey (ferry, bus, train, subway, drive, walk...
am I missing any? Helicopter, I suppose, bike, scooter,
um... skateboard?), the most popular (or should I say the
most volume of commuters) is the train. It's faster than a
bus, cheaper than a ferry, and makes many stops throughout
It was to my amazement when I
sat next to a fellow commuter the other day and noticed his
interesting tattoo. He had his sleeves rolled up to his
wrists (his wool suit jacket neatly pressed on his lap),
displaying a Tag Heuer watch, and a tattoo that looked all
too familiar - since it was the same thing I was about to
show the train conductor! He had a tattoo of the NJ Transit
monthly parking pass on his wrist! And he even had the
current month inked!
As the train conductor
approached, I showed my ticket, and the man raised his arm.
The conductor nodded, and approved his ride.
I had to ask. And his
response went something like this...
"I started commuting to
lower Manhattan two years ago. The train was my only option.
Buying a monthly pass costs only about 50% of what a regular
monthly fare would cost on a daily or weekly basis. So I
began buying monthly passes. But who knew that you had to
treat your monthly pass like cash? If you lose it, they do
not replace it! And you're not allowed to laminate it,
according to the FAQ on their website. So of course, my
first week of commuting, I lose my pass. It cost nearly
$300. I replaced it - then a week later I lost it again! It
was going to end up costing me $800 for a month of
commuting. That was, if I didn't lose the pass again. I
still don't know how people never lose their damn
"So I needed a solution.
It was useless to try and buy monthly passes since I'd just
lose them. And to buy weekly or daily would cost too much. I
figured the cheapest, and easiest, answer was to get a
tattoo of the monthly pass on my arm. I'd never lose it, and
the tattoo artist I contacted did it for only $200! Not only
was it cheaper than a ticket, I'd be able to use it
year-round and never pay again! Or so I thought. Much to my
surprise, after the first month, the conductor rejected my
tattoo! He said the month expired, and he charged me the
daily rate plus a $5 penalty for paying on the train! That
night, I went back to my tattoo artist and added the current
month next to the last month. No way I was paying a daily
rate the next day, never mind the penalty!"
"And much like shaving
your chest, I couldn't stop. Every month for a year now. I
finally reached the wrist, and next month, I'll either need
to continue on the back of the arm, or start the other arm.
But damn it, I'm saving money, and I WILL beat the