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Do You See a Bulge?

The column below was first published in September, 2001, as part of the E-Crap feature "Mary's Internet Absurdities." Perhaps this reprint will cause enough people to hound Mary's E-Crap e-mail and get her ass back in gear to do some more absurdities! :) She's been quite absent lately, and I know E-Crap readers miss her "art."

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"I didn't take this picture! But one of my male friends was creaming his pants over this chick, who is featured on another web site. I SAY SHE HAS A PENIS!!!!! I believe the term is a hermaphrodite. Someone with both male and female genitalia. He says I am crazy!

What do you think? Please take this week's poll!"


Is it or Isn't it?
What do you think of her (him - haha)?

a) She's hot. You're crazy.
b) I'd do her, even though there is a bulge.
c) That's a penis! No thanks!


Results
RESULTS OF POLL: Over 2000 responses, and you are all crazy! You think she's hot and I'm the crazy one!