Sen. John McCain, speaking to a Republican dinner, June 1998

"Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her
father is Janet Reno."

What would Sen. McCain's campaign staff say if Barack Obama said this? Why the F isn't this on every newscast? It better be on every political ad until November. It is a TRUE QUOTE. Please pass it on to every e-mail list you have and wake America the F up!

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For your reading pleasure, some intelligent hatemail collected over the past few years, brought on by fans of Avril, Paul Pierce, and others. Enjoy.

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